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Old Dec 29, 2005, 07:13 AM // 07:13   #1701
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*Tests a theory on Marik, seeing if his wards protects him from a beer infusion by administering a 12 pack of Labbatt's directly to his liver, watches him slip into semi coma and heads back to pig roast....
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Old Dec 29, 2005, 07:14 AM // 07:14   #1702
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*laughs and drinks more beer*
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Old Dec 29, 2005, 07:15 AM // 07:15   #1703
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*stabs ensabah nur's hand to the bar with a hunting knife*
*cuts off his other arm*
*dumps abunch of fire ants and bullet ants on him*


*sita back grabs his jack and watchs the fun*
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Old Dec 29, 2005, 07:17 AM // 07:17   #1704
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*laughs at ensabahs and drinks some more*
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Old Dec 29, 2005, 08:02 AM // 08:02   #1705
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*Jumps up and down on the table*
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Old Dec 29, 2005, 03:46 PM // 15:46   #1706
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*Has the barkeep shut Darkdragon off cause he's obviously had too much to drink, because I was nowhere near the bar so you know he's smashed ...gives the bouncer the knod that informs bouncer to shove his boot squarly and firmly in Darkdragons arse thusly booting Darkdragon from the premises...bouncers decide not to let him back in. Wonders why the hell Nightrunner is table dancing... Grabs more Labbatt's tosses one to I pwned U , continues eating roasted pig...
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Old Dec 29, 2005, 04:07 PM // 16:07   #1707
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*sits down, looks around, and orders Milk*
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Old Dec 29, 2005, 05:10 PM // 17:10   #1708
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*slaps 100 pound bricks of c4 on the outside corners of the bar*
*plants 10 50 pound bricks of c4 on bars roof*

kick me out will ya

*boom by by bar*
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Old Dec 29, 2005, 05:16 PM // 17:16   #1709
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*I'm back again... rez the bar and everyone inside*

*Dual-Wield two sephis axe, cast cyclone axe to slice everyone up*

*Cast Bone Fiend to res my undead army*

*Look at darkdragon99*

*feeling lucky now... punk! *
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Old Dec 29, 2005, 05:18 PM // 17:18   #1710
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(Wait how can you rez everyone, use cyclone axe, AND cast bone fiend!?)

*Uses light of Dwayna to rez everyone*

Damn this takes forever!
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Old Dec 29, 2005, 05:27 PM // 17:27   #1711
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I can be three classes at a time :P so i'm a Warrior/Monk/Necro person!

*Take out AK-47* and start shooting everyone!
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Old Dec 31, 2005, 02:27 PM // 14:27   #1712
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*Grabs the last of the Labbatt's , The Roasted Pig and the Barwench, heads off to a better bar where there is more Labbatt's and they know how to party.......
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Old Jan 01, 2006, 12:12 AM // 00:12   #1713
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*sips more beer*
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Old Jan 01, 2006, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #1714
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What!? no more beer!? .....ah well *buys a bottle of wine*
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Old Jan 01, 2006, 06:19 AM // 06:19   #1715
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NOOOOOOOOO I NEED MORE BEER!! *goes into beserk rage kiling everyone in sight cause there is no more beer*
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Old Jan 05, 2006, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #1716
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*Runs around with pants on head*
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Old Jan 05, 2006, 12:38 PM // 12:38   #1717
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ok wait first Nightrunner was table dancing now he/she has his/her pants off running around?......... and I pwnd U I didn't say there wasn't anymore beer, just no more Labbatts.
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Old Jan 05, 2006, 01:06 PM // 13:06   #1718
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o thank goodness *sips beer*
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Old Jan 06, 2006, 02:48 AM // 02:48   #1719
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*Sits in corner with pretzels*
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Old Jan 06, 2006, 02:51 AM // 02:51   #1720
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*sips even more beer, dangtheroomisspinningreallyreallyfast*
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